Memos to George Steinbrenner and Joe Girardi:

ATTN: Mr. George Steinbrenner
SUB: Chien-Ming Wang

GET. RID. OF. CHIEN-MING WANG.

NOW.

Sincerely,
Your loyal Yankees fans

ATTN: Mr. Joesph Girardi
SUB: Chien-Ming Wang

PUNCH CHIEN-MING WANG IN THE THROAT FOR ALLOWING 14 RUNS IN THE SECOND INNING OF THE GAME PLAYED AT YANKEE STADIUM ON APRIL 18TH, 2009.

Sincerely,
Extremely disgruntled Yankees fans

ATTN: Mr. Joesph Girardi
SUB: Addendum to “Chien-Ming Wang”

FIND A NEW STARTING PITCHER FOR THE UPCOMING RED SOX GAME AT FENWAY PARK, FRIDAY APRIL 24TH, 2009. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.